“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
(Source: thepretendr, via crystallized-teardrops)
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
(Source: kanyewesticle, via nutellaprince)
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
(Source: stockphotomodel, via nutellaprince)
"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"